Dog Joke

A man walked into a vet's office with his collie. The lady at the desk smiled and said,
"What a beautiful dog you have,"
"Thank you," he replied, patting the dog on the head. "But I bet you say that to every guy who comes in here."
"Not exactly," she replied. "Only if the dog is cute."
"Then what do you say, if the dog's ugly?" The man asked. Pausing, the woman replied,
"I give them a pamplet for a dog-owner look alike show."