Dog Joke

A man walked into a vet's office with his collie. The lady at the desk smiled and said,
"What a beautiful dog you have,"
"Thank you," he replied, patting the dog on the head. "But I bet you say that to every guy who comes in here."
"Not exactly," she replied. "Only if the dog is cute."
"Then what do you say, if the dog's ugly?" The man asked. Pausing, the woman replied,
"I give them a pamplet for a dog-owner look alike show."

Doggie Tip #1

Tip for this owner of this 'dog' and 'owner',

We will call him "Juggler" and "Gary". Juggler needs lots of playing time. Gary plays with Juggler every three hours and lets him roam the house. But Gary only lets Juggler roam because he is potty trained. Only let your dog roam if he is potty trained. Buy him toys and throw them for him while you watch TV. Give him treats when he is a good boy.